So, how much does free Wi-Fi in San Antonio cost?

Eight years.

Or at least it may come to that if you're the type who goes around in search of open networks in order to do things like the scumbag at the center of this story did.

And before the shrill cries of "Why was the router still running after hours?" and "Why didn't the library use a filter?" drown out the voices of reason, remember once more that this guy likely wouldn't have been caught so easily-or at all-if he'd done what he did behind closed doors on a private connection.  He'd still be victimizing kids, instead of perhaps now being in line to receive a well-deserved taste of his own medicine from his new neighbors-who, by and large, take a very dim view of his kind.

Enjoy your stay, señor.